Top 20 Facebook Funny Status's Wayback Twenty Fourteen

1. Ang pinakamasarap na dinuguan
sa tabi ng funeraria matatagpuan!

2. Buti pa ang kutsara my tinidor,

Buti pa ang building my GF.

ako? NGANGA :O

3. Ang magbabasa nito Tanga
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UY BINASA NYA

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#dailyhabit

5. bad attitude kills PRETTY FACE, how much more if you're not PRETTY?

DOUBLE KILL

6. My wi-fi suddenly stopped working.. then I realized our neighbors didn't pay the bill..

How irresponsible!!

7. Bilbill nga hirap na hirap ko ng maitago, feelings pa kaya?!

8. Sapatos ka ba? Kasi kahit na masikip ka sa una, luluwag at luluwag ka din pag inaraw araw kita.

9. Tumakbo akong President.
Nanalo akong Escort. #pogiproblems.

10. Nang makilala ka hindi ko na kinailangan ng google 'coz the search is over.

11. maganda naman eh,masama nga lang tingnan

12. Ang mga lalaki, dalawa ang ulo. Yung sa taas EDUKADO yung sa baba DELIKADO.

13. Me: Hello
Crush: seen 7:00pm
Me: PUTANGINA MO MAMATAY KA NA!
Crush: HOY BA'T MO KO MINURA?!
Me: seen 7:05pm
#bawing bawi

14. One of the most expensive things you’ll ever do is pay attention to the wrong person.

15. Kahit ikutin mo man ang buong mundo para hanapin ang taong para sayo, babalik at babalik ka pa din sa Pilipinas. . dahil nandito lang ako.

16. Alaaam mooo? ang underwear mo parang MOVIE, Now on its 3rd week

17. Men are the best cooks. Because with two eggs, one sausage & a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine good months

18. I'm excited to receive nothing on Christmas Day.

19. Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day you said you were gay.

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